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As a quick aside before I launch into this week’s post, I wanted to let you guys know that I’ve added a Definitions tab to the top of the page!  I’ve gotten a lot of feedback from you guys that you can’t keep up with all the terminology I use (I tried to list a few things in a prior blog post, but that’s been about 2 1/2 years ago now!), so I found a pretty comprehensive list on another website and copied it over to that page.  It’s probably a good idea to keep it open while you’re browsing my blog.

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Normally, I post my reviews in a certain fashion.  I take the review that I wrote on my local ERB, and then fill in all the informational/experiential gaps that I may have left off in the review so that you guys get the full picture of what went on.  Not only that, but I had made the choice when I first started to do them in order so that you could get the idea of how things progressed for me in my journey.

Today, I will be breaking both of those rules.

You see, last Friday night (I’m writing this on a Wednesday), I had the best sex of my life.  Not only that, but Courtnie (who I’ll tell you about in a moment) asked me not to write a review on my ERB.  Therefore, I can’t even write a review to leave as a placeholder until I get around to “rewriting” that review in probably 3 years (at the rate I’m writing these, ha)!  So, I decided that the only option that I had was to go ahead and blog about it here.

Therefore, instead of the normal method:  showing each paragraph of my review, then writing the “whole story” below it – I’m just going to write the whole thing here.  Fresh off the top of my dome, no reflections from the future informing the nuances of what happened, etc.  Just the dirty, dirty truth.  Let’s go.

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It’s been quite a while since I’ve had an “Informational” type of blog post.  Something happened to me last night (which, yes, I will blog about later) which made me start thinking about the value of reviews.  Since reviews are an essential part of any smart, careful hobbyist’s screening process, I figure that it’s my duty to say a few words about them.

What are reviews?

Reviews are exactly what they sound like.  Much like you review a new album on iTunes, or the new product you bought on Amazon, or the nipple clamps you bought on eBay, reviews in the escorting world are designed to allow other men the opportunity to have some background knowledge of an escort that he may be interested in seeing.

Where do I find reviews on an escort that I’m thinking about seeing?

There’s a few places.  The simplest one is to contact the escort you are considering and ask her if she can provide a link to any websites where she is reviewed.  A good percentage of the time, she will link you to the place you will likely go for all future research efforts.  Obviously, there are some limitations.  For one, there is a 99.999445684935689448595% chance she will only link you to reviews that she knows are stellar – even hookers have brains and know better than to show you bad reviews!  For another, there is a larger-than-you-think percentage of escorts who actually have no idea there are websites other than Backpage, CitySearch, Eros, etc. related to the hobby.  So while it may be fine, I suggest a couple of other methods.

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If you’re just now reading my blog for the first time, click on any of the interesting-looking categories to the left to read some of my past posts, or just go ahead and start from the beginning.  It’ll get you started, at least, so you’re not lost or confused!

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Hey guys,

If you’ve been following me on Twitter at all lately (and seriously, follow me on Twitter @theescortlover), you’ll know that my computer crapped out finally after 6 years of use and abuse.  So, for basically the entire time since my last post about my time with Destiny, I’ve been without a computer that I felt I could safely access my hooker blog on.  Don’t think my employer would appreciate me blogging on their computer, haha.

Anyways, I just wanted to write here and give you guys a few updates on what’s going on with me, and what you can expect to hear about in the coming weeks.  After the jump, of course…

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If you’re just now reading my blog for the first time, click on any of the interesting-looking categories to the left to read some of my past posts, or just go ahead and start from the beginning.  It’ll get you started, at least, so you’re not lost or confused!

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It’s been over a year since I posted a “rewritten review” of an escort I’ve seen.  I’ve written about sugar babies, mentioned prior “encounters” and the lot, but an actual blog post dedicated to advancing the narrative of me learning my craft has been a LONG time coming.

When I wrote my first review about Katelynn, I tried to basically adapt it from the format I used on my prior ERB.  However, in my opinion, it’s now become clear to me that it’s an unnecessary thing to hang on to.  For that reason, I’m only going to post the hidden section, or where you actually put the details of the review.  As usual, the parts where I insert original commentary (ie. giving a more detailed look into the appointment that I may not have added originally) will be in bold.

Let’s go!  Click “Continue reading” to read the whole post!

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If you’re just now reading my blog for the first time, click on any of the interesting-looking categories to the left to read some of my past posts, or just go ahead and start from the beginning.  It’ll get you started, at least, so you’re not lost or confused!

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It’s been quite a while since I’ve written a blog post that goes into my “Informational” category (clicks checkbox on right of my dashboard), so I figured I would hit you guys up with another post about a topic that I think a lot of you are wondering about:  just how much money DOES it take to hobby?

Now obviously, I can’t tell you how much it costs a woman to sell herself for our almighty dollar (for that, I recommend you check out a friend of mine, Alex Lieberman, who is an escort based out of Atlanta and blogs frequently about *her* perspective of this exchange that we enter into illegally ;)), but I CAN give you an idea of the amount of dough your fellow man drops on that sweet sweet hiney!

First of all, let me confess something:  I am probably considered something of the “middle class” of hobbyist.  I get by comfortably, but I have a wife and kids, a dog, a mortgage, 2 car payments, and tuition/rainy-day accounts to fund – all METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING (I am single, in the real world!) – so I limit my exposure to my 2-3 toys that I can’t live without (for Joe America, it’s the NFL package on satellite and a vintage car he works on every Saturday…for me, their names are Rainbow, Candy, and Essence – and no, I’m joking with those “stripper names”, I don’t see anyone with weird names).

In fact, in my traditional way of laying things out, let’s unveil The Tiers of Johns!!!  See:

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If you’re just now reading my blog for the first time, click on any of the interesting-looking categories to the left to read some of my past posts, or just go ahead and start from the beginning.  It’ll get you started, at least, so you’re not lost or confused!

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If you choose to be a disgusting, dirty pervert like me (just kidding – I’m actually awesome! :)), you might ask yourself, “Self, if I understand the reasons why I’m doing this (talked about here), I see a bit of the hierarchy of the hobby and what each tier brings me (reviewed here), and I even now know what to expect (chronicled here), HOW DO I CHOOSE?”

Well, Self, here is where I can help you.

The first thing you are going to want to know is what kind of experience you want.  Do you want to get your knob polished by a strung-out SW?  Do you want to get a massage, followed by various illicit activities?  Or, as most of us do, do you just want to have sex with a lady?

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If you’re just now reading my blog for the first time, click on any of the interesting-looking categories to the left to read some of my past posts, or just go ahead and start from the beginning.  It’ll get you started, at least, so you’re not lost or confused!

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Most of you seem to want to know exactly how a “session” or “date” with an escort comes about.  Well, I will give you the run down of what it is like to see an independent escort (AMPs and SWs are different experiences, but I think I’d rather cover them on an experiential basis, since I have good stories about both) so that you can get just a little taste of how this underground world works!

For starters, where in the hell does one find an escort?  Believe it or not, there are a few sources that you can turn to.  Prior to the internet, you either had to know someone OR you could look in the Yellow Pages.  Yes, if you still get phone books, there WILL be listings for some agencies in there if there are any in your area.  I’ve never gone that route, mostly because I’ve heard that they are much more hit-or-miss from the perspective of getting a “good girl” (yes, that is very rude).

The 2nd option, and the one that I would venture to say is the most common way that guys and girls play in the hobby, is to go on Craigslist (prior to it closing the adult section down) or Backpage.  For those of you who don’t know, Backpage is essentially Craigslist, just less well known.  It still has dedicated pages for each city, and it certainly has all of the non-sex stuff that Craigslist does (though again, less known).  But, it does have an adult section.

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