If you’re just now reading my blog for the first time, click on any of the interesting-looking categories to the left to read some of my past posts, or just click “Start Here” up at the top of the page. It’ll get you started, at least, so you’re not lost or confused!
As a quick aside before I launch into this week’s post, I wanted to let you guys know that I’ve added a Definitions tab to the top of the page! I’ve gotten a lot of feedback from you guys that you can’t keep up with all the terminology I use (I tried to list a few things in a prior blog post, but that’s been about 2 1/2 years ago now!), so I found a pretty comprehensive list on another website and copied it over to that page. It’s probably a good idea to keep it open while you’re browsing my blog.
Normally, I post my reviews in a certain fashion. I take the review that I wrote on my local ERB, and then fill in all the informational/experiential gaps that I may have left off in the review so that you guys get the full picture of what went on. Not only that, but I had made the choice when I first started to do them in order so that you could get the idea of how things progressed for me in my journey.
Today, I will be breaking both of those rules.
You see, last Friday night (I’m writing this on a Wednesday), I had the best sex of my life. Not only that, but Courtnie (who I’ll tell you about in a moment) asked me not to write a review on my ERB. Therefore, I can’t even write a review to leave as a placeholder until I get around to “rewriting” that review in probably 3 years (at the rate I’m writing these, ha)! So, I decided that the only option that I had was to go ahead and blog about it here.
Therefore, instead of the normal method: showing each paragraph of my review, then writing the “whole story” below it – I’m just going to write the whole thing here. Fresh off the top of my dome, no reflections from the future informing the nuances of what happened, etc. Just the dirty, dirty truth. Let’s go.